Stylin' into 2012.
Those shelves/lamp my bro got me look amazing!
Four twelve-packs of Mountain Dew.
I don't even know either.
The best gift ever.
I didn't get this, but I made it for my goon roommate.
My mom got me an apron with a dick on it. Like an extruding, felt dick.
Cool Dick Apron Mom
Every year, I have told people asking me what I want for christmas: "If you can't figure it out/can't find something dragon-related that I might like, go for the big-ass Megazords, whatever the current generation of Power Rangers is, I don't even fucking pay attention anymore."
I continue to say this, even though I am now 21 years old. I guess you just never really grow out of it, huh?
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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