mr. mephistopheles
Stylin' into 2012.
Vintersorg
Those shelves/lamp my bro got me look amazing! 
ImperialGuard
Four twelve-packs of Mountain Dew.
I don't even know either.
Zetsubou
The best gift ever.
Pagan
I didn't get this, but I made it for my goon roommate.
Slyph
My mom got me an apron with a dick on it. Like an extruding, felt dick.
heifertitti
Cool Dick Apron Mom
Malachite_Dragon
Every year, I have told people asking me what I want for christmas: "If you can't figure it out/can't find something dragon-related that I might like, go for the big-ass Megazords, whatever the current generation of Power Rangers is, I don't even fucking pay attention anymore."
I continue to say this, even though I am now 21 years old. I guess you just never really grow out of it, huh? 
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