Stylin' into 2012.
Those shelves/lamp my bro got me look amazing!
Four twelve-packs of Mountain Dew.
I don't even know either.
The best gift ever.
I didn't get this, but I made it for my goon roommate.
My mom got me an apron with a dick on it. Like an extruding, felt dick.
Cool Dick Apron Mom
Every year, I have told people asking me what I want for christmas: "If you can't figure it out/can't find something dragon-related that I might like, go for the big-ass Megazords, whatever the current generation of Power Rangers is, I don't even fucking pay attention anymore."
I continue to say this, even though I am now 21 years old. I guess you just never really grow out of it, huh?
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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