"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"
"Welcome to the Republican party!"
"Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."
"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."
"So I says to the genie, "Cor, d'ya reckon I could get some head off that bird?" And the next thing you know... here I am!"
"No, we can't keep it."
"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"
"This is the last fucking "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"
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I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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