"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"
"Welcome to the Republican party!"
"Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."
"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."
"So I says to the genie, "Cor, d'ya reckon I could get some head off that bird?" And the next thing you know... here I am!"
"No, we can't keep it."
"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"
"This is the last fucking "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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