Rose & Camellia
Rose & Camellia (thanks Demota) - Of all women who don't play video games, many cite the overabundance of violence as their main point of contention. Rose & Camellai is a web-based game that's sure to please these ladies by providing them with something far more compelling than guns and swords: Chicks bitch-slapping each other silly.
In this Japanese game (surprise!), you play as a Victorian-era woman who squares off against a series of hussies in a really funny variation of Punch Out. You can slap, avoid being slapped, and deliver devastating counterattacks. Those counterattacks? They're slaps.
I am fully aware that this is equal parts awful and awesome.
- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
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