Arooooooo!

Arooooooo!, submitted by Matthew. "Aroooooo!" is apparently a website devoted to people and their pet beagles. You know, because that's like something everybody on the Internet really wants to see. To add a little "spice" to this online witches' brew, the members of this exclusive Internet dog club are apparently all insane, horribly disfigured, or both. What a combo!

Simon and Free live with Jenni, a nurse, in Brisbane, Australia. Simon's reputation often precedes him—his favorite pastimes include opening the fridge door with his nose, spreading the garbage all over the kitchen floor at night, eating the compost, and snacking on any manure put on the garden. Free, short for Inasfree, is a dainty, feminine little beagle whose only vices are "rolling in smells" and eating cat-poo at every opportunity.

Please note the fact that I did not alter or touch up that photo in any way. That is exactly what the owner made and asked to have put up. Maybe the beagle and their owners routinely have brain transplants and switch with each other. Oh wait, I forgot that the Internet makes you stupid, my mistake.

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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