Maskon.com
Maskon.com, submitted by I forget who!.
Behold this monstrosity, and tremble:

Perhaps the most disturbing thing about pictures of dudes wearing women's clothing and uncannily eerie woman-masks (and there are a lot of disturbing things about it) is the resemblance they bear to the fake heads used in horror movies. It's difficult to look at these pictures without anticipating these heads being smashed to pieces by a lunatic with a shovel, or having their eyes gouged out in a Fulciesque display of gruesome makeup artistry.

Other than that, of course, it's arousing as hell.
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