Soft Paw
Soft Paw, submitted by GrumpyDoctor. In honor of this great day for democracy, let us reflect on some of the things democracy defends. It is because we have such a wonderful country and political system that a site like this is allowed to flourish.What is this site? I have absolutely no idea, but it seems to involve some kind of online guild of crazy broads and lots of terrible paintings of anthropomorphic cat women and fairies and other related nonsense.
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