Mike is God
Mike is God, submitted by Jeff. I can confidently state that this is the single-handedly the most obnoxious website to ever be created by an entity that did not directly rise up from Hell and massacre millions of people within 12 minutes. Yes, that's correct, it's even worse than User Friendly.
This is BAD, folks. Not even "funny" bad. Just "skullfucking a nun while voting for David Duke and using Gamespy Arcade" bad.