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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 by Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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The Question of Blake (a Series of Haiku)

Where is your boyfriend?
Is he ashamed of his girl?
Or merely made up?

Blake is like Jesus
Not real; owned you fucking sheep
Vote Ron Paul '08

All this talk of Blake
But I have yet to see him
Also, you are fat.

Fat fat fat fat fat.
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat.
Fat fat fat fat fat.

Though try as I might
I can't distinguish between
A dumpster, your cunt.

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