Awfulvision: The Return of Alan P. Assdick!
I swear to god I've used this video before...
Submitted by David Petersen
I'm not sure which article I used it in, but I just now realized that when the first ottoman humper says his name, it sounds like he says "Alan P. Assdick", so here it is again! Woo! Fuck yeah! *crushes beer can on forehead*