AwfulVision: We go play hope!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

• [Rogue Crusade] Espionage in the Imperium
• I'm Afraid to Die
• Astroglide Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottle $6.77
• Don't wake me from my Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon [VLP]
• The Swapper | Claymation Puzzle Sci-fi Platformer
• Japanese Games Are Hard
• Law & Order: Heightened Crimes Unit
• asking someone out... over FACEBOOK