I Ate A Luna Bar And My Dick Fell Off!

David Barack Obama's Guide To Awkward Situations
Submitted by Bryan A.
Not only is Barack Obama trying to fix our nation's economy and healthcare system, but he also wants to help us own our friends at video games and get balls-deep in some Grade A, USDA-certified gash.
~now thats change u can believe in~

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