Nevermind the Bullocks, Here's WinterBand.
Submitted by Albert G.
Once again, we bring you our massively popular "Videos From a Mirror Universe Where the Only Difference Is That In This Universe ZZ Top All Sustained Massive Head Wounds, Converted to Pentecostalism and Started Posting Videos on YouTube" feature. This week: WinterBand!
Actually, maybe the ZZ Top reference was a bit off. These weirdo beardo's are clearly their generation's Beatles (and, judging by their age, William McKinley was their generation's president). I mean, look at all the similarities!
- I'm pretty sure that much like the Beatles, WinterBand is all male (since Pentecostals basically view women as occupying the societal space somewhere between live-in chattel slaves and human-shaped jack off devices/baby factories).
- There's also 4 of them (though granted, Paul died, the Beatles didn't replace him with a clone of John).
- The Beatles played instruments. WinterBand "plays" instruments. See? Totally the same thing if you discount the sarcasm-drenched quotation marks!
- The Beatles said they were bigger than Jesus. WinterBand denies the existence of the triune godhead. Both of these statements contain religious bullshit I don't care about.
P.S. Check out their PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY WEBSITE.