AwfulVision: Swallowing you is easy 'cuz you're so edible!
Ways that this band is better than the real Van Halen:
- More hair on that fat singer's face than on David Lee Roth's entire head.
- These kids probably wouldn't refer to getting a 50 year old soccer mom drunk and fucking her in the bathroom of a Days Inn a "good night".
- Far fewer instances of faggoty karate stage moves.
- There are more people that have seen this video (currently about 5500) than there are that still care about Van Halen.
- The lead singer of this band would not only eat brown M&Ms, but possibly any nearby furniture that isn't bolted down.
- This band is not entirely made up of zombies that may or may not want to eat my flesh and/or brains.
"everytime those fags make a video a helpless kitten dies...i think fat guy lost about 50 pounds making this video...and if he jumps one more time he's gonna throw the whole world off it's axes"
"every post- same fag"
"GREAT SONG KEEP MAKING THEM"