Mysteries That Were Thankfully Never Made!
Those nutty goons over at the Something Awful Forums have come up with some crazy mystery novels that might not exist but that probably should. Read them at your own risk, because if you are for some reason violently decapitated by a seemingly chance industrial accident after reading and looking through the following pictures, we cannot and will not be held responsible.

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