Hey N-ER-GEE, you have no right to make these claims. A lot of Potter fans just want to sit back, relax and read some erotic fan fiction relating to Dumbledore fucking Ron.
I never claimed that my articles were as well written as Shakespeare's, but thanks to notagoon, I have now surpassed the Bard's work.
Prepare yourself for a whole lotta booty. But not just any booty. Professor Booty!