Daily Dizziert
This update...
Was a huge pain. This is mostly because, as of this writing, I have been awake for about 35 hours painting/cleaning/moving into a new house. Then I had to write this. Of course, just like the last "Hidden Gems", it was all fake. Big props to Dr. David Thorpe for fulfilling my last-minute request to help me clear some of the work out. He's responsible for a whole 20% of the jokes here!
I was going to do a big Daily Dirt about the moving process and my Wii, but that's going to have to wait until next time since I fell asleep writing this. Seriously.
Pregame Wrapup
Because of moving and finals we had to skip over PW last week, but fret not! We'll be back the next time our slot comes up and we'll never miss a PW again. Scout's honor. Keep emailing me questions about your favorite sport and I'll try to answer them in the Ball Bag section.
Last Segment
Usually I put a wacky picture or something here and then wrap up. This time I won't even do that. Instead I'll thank everyone who takes time to write in. I love hearing from readers and I always try to reply to emails.
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Kansas City Worldskippers: Pregnancy
The Flash Tub
Those crime-finding ball-hogging duo duos are back with more hair-grinding adventure!
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Love-Shy and My Tiny Dick
The Weekend Web
Hey! Take a break from watching basketball and read some of these posts about tiny dicks!
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Bad Luck In Bad Company 2
Video Game Article
Bad things will always happen to you, then things will get worse.
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The Newsom Nuisance
Garbage Day
Joanna Newsom bashers are more annoying than her crazy fans -- and her music itself.

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