PUMKIN HILLZ YALL Since I rarely have enough time to write a Daily Dirt, it's about time for me to check in with a few words.
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Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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