AD&D 2nd Edition Al-Qadim Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1992)
Zack: Welcome to the Erotic Monster Manual.
Steve: Maybe it's the barely-swaddled rack or the muscly butt sticking out, but I think you just had the best idea ever in history.
Zack: An erotic monster manual?
Steve: Uhhhh yeah, dude. The magical powers of D&D plus the untamed eroticism of fantasy artwork. Picture an orc.
Steve: Now picture an orc version of that Matrix woman with the big hooters and she's like taking a bath in oil so she's all greasy and she has an axe and she's getting ready to kill like a snake coming out of the bath. No, better dude, a naga. A hot-faced naga that was in the bath, like think about the erotic scenarios of that.Zack: This is the worst thing you've ever thought of.
Steve: Uh, wrong, 100%. Do you have any idea how much money Boris Vallejo makes? It's got to be like 40,000 dollars a year. We could probably make at least half that much if we did an Erotic Monster Manual. Then we'd have all the RPG books we'd ever need.
Zack: With each word you type I hate you more and more.Steve: Don't hate the player, son, hate the game!!
Zack: Alright, I hate Dungeons & Dragons.Steve: Now I know you're just kidding around.