Zack: The health inspector is gonna have some real issues with this one.
Steve: "That thing? Oh, that's just my little wine dude. He makes the wine. Hey, come here little wine dude. You want a peanut? He loves peanuts. Get a peanut. Make some wines."
Zack: "Should he just be walking around all naked like that?"
Steve: He's got a collar or something.
Zack: One of those ruffled 16th-century collars would be great.Steve: It would probably interfere with grape smashing.
Zack: Which he does with his nose. When no one is looking don't you think that thing probably goes places you don't want associated with your wine?
Steve: Wine stuff is all made up anyway. You could give some wine expert guy a fancy wine in a jelly jar and he'd spit it out, but put literal asparagus farty pees in a fancy bottle and he'll act like he's chugging Napoleon's ultimate wine bucket.
Zack: Go back and read what you just said.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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