Zack: The health inspector is gonna have some real issues with this one.
Steve: "That thing? Oh, that's just my little wine dude. He makes the wine. Hey, come here little wine dude. You want a peanut? He loves peanuts. Get a peanut. Make some wines."
Zack: "Should he just be walking around all naked like that?"
Steve: He's got a collar or something.
Zack: One of those ruffled 16th-century collars would be great.Steve: It would probably interfere with grape smashing.
Zack: Which he does with his nose. When no one is looking don't you think that thing probably goes places you don't want associated with your wine?
Steve: Wine stuff is all made up anyway. You could give some wine expert guy a fancy wine in a jelly jar and he'd spit it out, but put literal asparagus farty pees in a fancy bottle and he'll act like he's chugging Napoleon's ultimate wine bucket.
Zack: Go back and read what you just said.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.