Steve: Aw, come on, this dude is great.
Zack: Kudos to the artist for managing to convey a kindly old human-faced giant cobra. I bet he scratched his head for a couple hours on that one.Steve: Even with the smile he still probably scares most people off. He leads a lonely life communicating with the serpents.
Zack: "Please, no, I am good! Please, come back! Groom my beard for me! I am in an agony of mustache clods!"Steve: I think this is what happens when some smart dudes read about ancient legends of the Middle East and then they think they can just take the mythology and it's automatically got credibility as a D&D monster. Sorry, dudes, no. Cool first, mythology second.
Zack: Mathematically this is expressed in the Peryton Proof.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.