Steve: Aw, come on, this dude is great.
Zack: Kudos to the artist for managing to convey a kindly old human-faced giant cobra. I bet he scratched his head for a couple hours on that one.Steve: Even with the smile he still probably scares most people off. He leads a lonely life communicating with the serpents.
Zack: "Please, no, I am good! Please, come back! Groom my beard for me! I am in an agony of mustache clods!"Steve: I think this is what happens when some smart dudes read about ancient legends of the Middle East and then they think they can just take the mythology and it's automatically got credibility as a D&D monster. Sorry, dudes, no. Cool first, mythology second.
Zack: Mathematically this is expressed in the Peryton Proof.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.