Zack: Before we get started on this one I'd like to supplement that with a little bit of text describing how a Nasnas is created:
Steve: As a wizard my options are summon a monster normally orrrrrrr brew a magic potion, imprison at least two women for nine months, wait for them to have potion babies, surgically attach their half-babies, and then raise them to fighting age.
Zack: The potion tastes exactly like cranapple.Steve: With pomegranate.
Zack: Free sample tray at CostCo, some patience, and Google Maps and my army will be complete.
Steve: Luckily there are no laws against attaching two half babies to each other.
Zack: I think in Oklahoma you have to show the mother the half baby on the ultrasound before you attach it to another half baby.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.