Zack: Before we get started on this one I'd like to supplement that with a little bit of text describing how a Nasnas is created:
Steve: As a wizard my options are summon a monster normally orrrrrrr brew a magic potion, imprison at least two women for nine months, wait for them to have potion babies, surgically attach their half-babies, and then raise them to fighting age.
Zack: The potion tastes exactly like cranapple.Steve: With pomegranate.
Zack: Free sample tray at CostCo, some patience, and Google Maps and my army will be complete.
Steve: Luckily there are no laws against attaching two half babies to each other.
Zack: I think in Oklahoma you have to show the mother the half baby on the ultrasound before you attach it to another half baby.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.