Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 (Battletech)
Zack: It's Eggland's Best Assault Mech.
Steve: I found something like this in my mom's dresser one time. It smelled like machine oil.
Zack: What were you doing in your mom's dresser?
Steve: Trying to put together an assault lance for a 4v4 on the desert map. It worked pretty well until my Stalker vibrated across the table and knocked over Keith's Phoenix Hawk.
Zack: If you unwrap a Stalker there's a chocolate internal structure and then a little puzzle pilot you have to put together.
Steve: It seems like this one maybe should have "ost" in its name.
Zack: Steve's Ostmother. Ost Eggmom. Ostkinder Stevebaby. Dr. Ostbender.
