Heroes Unlimited: Villains Unlimited (1992)

Zack: This brother and sister duo from the same team as Constitution is known as Stars and Stripes.
Steve: How do I know which is which?
Zack: They also appear to have bags on their...are those feet?
Steve: Possibly yams in condoms.
Zack: I approve of the inclusion of Asians in our patriotic, All-American super hero team. Americans will accept any race or creed, so long as you have insane nationalistic fervor and dress head-to-toe in a flag.
Steve: You also must have tiny genitals that are not at all visible through skin tight clothing.
Zack: Carol is going to tell your mom you were staring at dicks again.
