The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
Steve: Ah!
Zack: THE SIGN SAID TURN YOUR CELLPHONE OFF!
Steve: Why do you always pick the scariest image for last?
Zack: Steve, I have no idea what you think is scary. You once spent twenty minutes telling me you had a nightmare where you were a turtle.
Steve: No, my mom was a turtle and it was my fault.
Zack: How was it your fault?
Steve: I took the pants off the horse she told me not to.
Zack: Oh, no, you're not sucking me into another 20 minutes of lucid dreaming with Steve.
Steve: I just counted to 10 like it said and I was in control of the dream.
Zack: Steve, we're at the end of another WTF, D&D!? Do you have any reflections on Vampire?
Steve: Oh man, you just set me up for the best vampire joke.
Zack: What's that?
Steve: What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
Zack: Sdancing?
Steve: In-grave-ing!!
Zack: Fuck.
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