Dr. Thorpe: If this guy is truly a realist, then I guess that makes this outfit okay, because he knows how stupid he looks.
Zack: Dateline, Kitchen: DA REALIST SURRENDERS TO FASHION AUTHORITIES! That's like the kind of shirt an old man would wear to bed with a stocking cap in the 1950s.
Dr. Thorpe: I think it's more of a smock. He's clearly an artist, after all, and what's an artist without a paint-caked smock?
Zack: Obviously he's a realist.
Dr. Thorpe: He's not a realist, Zack. He's Da realist.
Zack: He has just completed his masterpiece: "PItbull Wearing Diamond Necklace." Available at a fine black velvet airbrush painting retailer near you, or being sold by a Mexican outside of a gas station.
Dr. Thorpe: He won critical acclaim in the world of high art with his 1996 piece "Big Titty Angel with Caddy" and his recent airbrush on car hood mural "Aaliyah RIP"
Zack: His "Weed Leaf Triptych" will hang in the Met.
Dr. Thorpe: He found commercial success with his limited series of "Custom airbrushed e-bay Dipset XXXXXL Shirts" but recently returned to his realist roots with the matching smock-and-cap affair we witness in this candid shot.