Zack: The inside of that pumpkin is handkerchief!
Dr. Thorpe: Even his redeye is pink. This cat knows how to coordinate. But even so, my first instinct is to look around this photograph for a flight of stairs I can push this guy down.
Zack: Yeah, biologists talk about "fight or flight" instincts, but I think this guy represents an entirely separate third instinct where you just want to see him falling down stairs.
Dr. Thorpe: You have to wonder whether this guy has a sense of humor about himself.
Zack: If the Crips use blue handkerchiefs and the Bloods use red, what gang is this guy affiliated with? The Trisomies?
Dr. Thorpe: The famed militant white liberation group "The Pink Panthers," of course.
Zack: Someone had to stand up for the white race. We've been oppressed for the past two hundred years.