The Revenge of Tattoo SWAT
Zack: "Yes, I would like a tattoo that cancels itself out."
Dave: I guess it's kind of like the yin-yang symbol, because Jesus cannot exist without the satanic vampire, and vice versa.
Zack: Although the vampire doesn't really look afraid of the crucifix. Maybe slightly perplexed, like he's about to say something a little confused.
Dave: On the other arm he has a faint swastika with a stylized portrait of David Ben-Gurion over it.
Zack: And on his chest a faint swastika with a confused Hindu swastika over it.
Dave: I'm going to get an Artist Formerly Known as Prince symbol with Batman over it.
Zack: This tattoo was all a coverup for his original "shadow catches a football" tattoo.