Children's Letters to Dracula

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Allergies cause of pinkeye-like symptoms?
• Tell me about finding a roommate/tenant without landing a crazy person
• [MAFIA] Twilight, old moon.
• The Fall: Scully's Irish Adventure
• Why yes, I'll be your personal gun shopper....
• Boyfriend is a drunk, I'm an idiot
• The Last of Us SPOILERS thread. You ahve officially been warned, this is a no black box zone!
• Baby's First 4X: Let's Play Warlock: Master of the Arcane