Children's Letters to Dracula

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Decentrally Planned: Parecon, Market Socialism and more
• Best current streaming solution?
• Damn Gluten, you're *EVERYWHERE*.
• Cold-weather tyres in the dry?
• How Can I Help My Brother?
• varicose veins near my kidneys, featuring hematuria (now w/hematochezia!)
• What is going on in my Belly Button?
• Tell me about Marine Salvaging.