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• Just in time for sandal season: nail fungus (I think)!
• Voicechat & IRC Megathread: SA's Unofficial Darkweb
• Going paperless
• The Pet Lord
• NHL GDT 5/21 - There will be a 3OT+ game tonight
• Amazon DOTD - PetSafe, Drinkwell, Greenies, and Premier
• WD Elements 2 TB USB 2.0 Desktop External Hard Drive $79.99
• NBA Draft Lottery 2013: Oh Balls