Okay, okay, okay. How are you going to say this? Keith, could you, umm, well today is the end of daylight savings, so, umm, you sort of woke me up. Yeah, that'll work, maybe. Wait, what the hell. Is that a McCain sign on the door? Alright, Keith. There shall be no mercy.
Kill Keith's Dog
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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