The cops are surrounding the house. They got some dogs angry dogs barking, but they'll never find you. You've circled the neighborhood a few times, and no one seems to be following you, except some minivan has been trailing your ass for the last four blocks. Maybe it's a cop. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Should you floor it? You're screwed. Ugh, you really don't want to go to ja...Hey, this song is in Rock Band 2.
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