Available Treatments Offered at Campus Health Center
Congratulations on your new career at the Campus Health Center. As the primary caregiver within the university, you are responsible for helping thousands of students throughout the school year. To streamline the process and allow you to assist as many students as possible, here is a list of all ailments and corresponding treatments you are to encounter.
Condition: Migraine
Treatment: Two Advil
Condition: Kidney Infection
Treatment: STD Pamphlet
Condition: Diarrhea
Treatment: Lollipop
Condition: Coughing
Treatment: Pencil with Health Center Logo
Condition: Excessive Coughing
Treatment: Sample Packet of Claritin D
Condition: Hangover
Treatment: Lollipop, Half Advil
Condition: Restlessness
Treatment: Condom and or Dental Dam
Condition: Bee Sting (Normal Reaction)
Treatment: Two Advil
Condition: Bee Sting (Allergic Reaction)
Treatment: Two Advil
Condition: Sore Throat
Treatment: STD Pamphlet
Condition: Depression
Treatment: Pencil with Health Center Logo, Lollipop
Condition: Bronchitis
Treatment: Lollipop, Sample Packet of Claritin D
Condition: Broken Bone
Treatment: Three Condoms, Dental Dam, Lollipop, Optional Advil
Condition: Anxiety
Treatment: Twelve STD Pamphlets
Condition: Undisclosed Feminine Issue (Physical)
Treatment: Two Advil
Condition: Alcohol Poisoning
Treatment: Two Lollipops
Condition: Runny Nose
Treatment: Pencil with Health Center Logo every hour for eight hours
Condition: Dementia
Treatment: Dental Dam folded inside STD Pamphlet stuffed inside Condom
Condition: Wound (Gunshot, Knife, Arrow--NOT CROSSBOW)
Treatment: Pencil with Health Center Logo, Condom
Condition: Undisclosed Feminine Issue (Mental)
Treatment: Eighteen Advils
Condition: Depression
Treatment: Sample Packet of Claritin D
Condition: Wound (Crossbow)
Treatment: Pencil with Health Center Logo, Dental Dam
Condition: Acne
Treatment: STD Pamphlet
Condition: Amputation
Treatment: Three Condoms, Lollipop
Condition: Hoarding
Treatment: Nine Pencils with Health Center Logo, Box of Condoms, Shipment of STD Pamphlets
Condition: Painful Urination, Discharges
Treatment: Lollipop
If student does not suffer from listed ailment, have student return once listed ailment appears.
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