Beating a Man in a Trash Bag and Other True Stories of Fetlife.com

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Well, we met on the Internet and everything was going great. After dinner we went back to his place and he held my eyes open with a couple of those Clockwork Orange clamps and then...nothing...a drizzle at best. It was terrible. He tried drinking a bottled water, some caffeine pills, nothing like the scalding fire hose of eye piss he promised on his bio.

File this one under "Sounded Good at the Time." I have a feeling the instant that jaw goes pop things are going to take a turn.

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