Beating a Man in a Trash Bag and Other True Stories of Fetlife.com

Hi, yeah, DogBytes, I'm calling about your dog RFID chip. I was wondering if that would work with a large breed. Uh, well, she doesn't like to say exactly how much she weighs but she can't ride in a canoe if that helps.

Discreet. Won't ask why your dick is all bloody, just want to suck it. NO HEAD GAMES (except for the specific head game in the title).
