Hi, yeah, DogBytes, I'm calling about your dog RFID chip. I was wondering if that would work with a large breed. Uh, well, she doesn't like to say exactly how much she weighs but she can't ride in a canoe if that helps.

Discreet. Won't ask why your dick is all bloody, just want to suck it. NO HEAD GAMES (except for the specific head game in the title).

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