Hi, yeah, DogBytes, I'm calling about your dog RFID chip. I was wondering if that would work with a large breed. Uh, well, she doesn't like to say exactly how much she weighs but she can't ride in a canoe if that helps.
Discreet. Won't ask why your dick is all bloody, just want to suck it. NO HEAD GAMES (except for the specific head game in the title).
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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