Create Your Own Adventure: Olympic Gold

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• I Don't Give A Rat's Ass You Rat Bastards: The Mountain Goats!
• Law & Order: Heightened Crimes Unit
• Weird noise on mic coupled with sound card being weird.
• MLB GDT 5/18: Robinson Can-own.
• Amazon DOTD - Kensington Laptop and Tablet Accessories
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• I got issues, man.
• Don't wake me from my Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon [VLP]