Mom said that this card is only for emergencies. She even made a chart to help you identify if something is important or not. Well, it doesn't say a thing about going to the Olympics. You find a flight, and based on the cost, you think the gods must be on your side.
Oops, nope. Unfortunately, the $500 cap on your card makes international travel difficult. But don't worry; it isn't too late for plan B. Your Olympic dreams are not yet crushed
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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