Online Anarchy

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 "I put medicine in my grandpas oatmeal and it gave him the runs
		    thank you prince of terror.  signed THE ANARCHY PROFESSOR"
		
 "First of all i just want to say DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT AND ALL
		  AUTHORITY FIGURES!! By the way your suggestion of blowing on my
		    arm to make loud fart noises works great. Rock On. Jason."
		
Well there you have it folks in the many months since my first tips
		hit the main stream I have helped you all change the world for the
		better. But now a lot of guys have also told me "Stuart This Thing
		You Write Is Bad News Alot Of Guys Can Get Hurt" well I have some
		news for you lettuce head: Your stupid. Im anarchist. Deal with it.
		
Alot of things have changed since my last text phile... I am 15 and
		a man now and Im much older and wiser so i have decided that The
		Time for Childs Play is OVER!! We are no longer just pranksters we
		are revolutionarys. If we are going to do this we have to get real
		and do some things that will bring about change in the world and
		take the power away from the fatcats. If your with me then read on.
		If your the FBI or a cop then stop reading right now and your fat.
		
This phile contains ways to give you the anarchist power in todays
		world. Some tips are about personal power and others are about the
		movement. Either way all of this information is dangerous so if
		the cops or parents find it on your computer its not my fault.
		
On with the tips....
		
		GROAN MAN
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		Next time you find yourself in a movie theater with a cop or some
		body you hate here is what you should do: groan very loud every few 
		minutes like "URRRRGHHH" and "Unnnggghhh Aggghhh" and after a bunch
		of times doing this the people in the group will start to think
		about their hair and breath and if they look ok.  Then go out to
		the parking lot and find the car of the person you dont like and
		write a letter that says "Dear Person, It's me the groaning man
		from inside the movie. I wanted you to know that I was groaning
		about you. Good bye." They feel bad now Mission acomplished.
		
		FARM FEAR
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		Some times in school you get to take a trip to a dairy to find out
		where the milk comes out of cows and there is a lot of chances
		for mayhem there. The best way is to scare a cow because then the
		cow doesn't make milk if it has a spook in its heart. Here is how
		I do it with diagrams:
		
		 O   <------ me               cow----->  ___{}
		/|\                                     /   |
		 A   <--- my legs                       ||w||
		
Diagram 1: I am looking at a cow
		
		                    O                    ___{}
		                   /|\                  /   | 
		                    A                   ||w||
		
Diagram 2: I am getting close to the cow.
		
		         GUUUUUGALLAB ABBAHAHLAHG AHHHH!!!!!
		                                 |
		                                \O/                ___{}
		                                 |      ---====   /   |
		                                 A    ----====   //w //
		
Diagram 3: The cow is running from me at LIGHTENING SPEED
		
Congratulations you have given that cow something to think twice
		about when it comes time for makeing milk.
		
		SALAD BARBAROSSA
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		So is your worst enemy going to Sizzler tonight?? There is a good
		chance for mischief there and its easy too. I don't know if its
		like this at most places but at my local Sizzler the salad bar has
		doors underneath and they are empty so you can climb inside and
		shake the salad bar and grunt when someone uses it. Do that and
		they will not eat very much salad and not get their moneys worth.
		If they go get the manager to tell them something is up with the
		salad bar you can just tell the manager that you work there and
		they will buy it because the customer is always right.
		
		COSBY CONUNDRUM
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		Sometimes when you go to a store they have a lot of TVs set up and
		running to show you that the TV works before you buy it.  If you
		can you should sneak up and change one of the TV channels to the
		Cosby Show and start watching. Then when someone comes up and is
		all like "Oh The Cosby Show" you can say "Yeah.. But I Already Seen
		This One..." and they will think "Wow He's Smart" then you can
		somehow swindle them for money I dont know how to do that yet.
		
		SOCIAL ENGINEERING
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		Social engineering is one of the easiest ways to get money from 
		people because its so simple. People have been doing it since
		egyptian times. Heres my favorite tip for engineering at school:
		Get 6 girls in a group and get them to form a human pyramid. Find
		out where they put their backpacks down and steal the backpack of
		one of the girls on the bottom level because she cant get away to
		go chase you. There is probably money inside and makeup that you
		can use to disguise yourself against cops during other mayhem.
		
		DOUBLE DARE DOOMSDAY
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		One of the best things to do is to go to school and tell conformers
		that Marc Sumers is going to start filming Double Dare at the
		school starting next year. Then they will say "Wow really? Tell me
		more about that" and then you say "Yeah but hes going to make even
		more rules at this school" and everyone hates rules so they will
		get conflicted emotions inside becuase Double Dare is wild and has
		few rules but Marc Sumers wants to make rules so while they think
		about that for a minute you can wait for a cute girl to walk by
		and then say the other person smells like B.O. and onions.
		
		CLOTHES STORE SABOTAGE
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		There are lots of ways to mess with a clothes store. A good one is
		to find a circular rack of clothes and sit down in the middle of it
		where you cant be seen then start spinning the entire thing around
		really slowly. Soon a man or lady will come up and start looking at
		the clothes and say that this new technology that spins the rack
		is very impresive. Then you climb out and say "Actually it was just
		me.....an anarchist..." and walk away. The customer will think less
		of the store because of this and maybe never shop there again so
		that is a job well done.
		
		FISHING FRENZY
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		A great place for anarchy is out on the lake. Go steal or borrow or
		buy a canoe and go out to the middle of the lake early in the 
		morning when a lot of old guys are out in their boats fisihing and
		start scaring away the fish while flicking a bunch of the guys off
		and make friends with some others. Then when the mad guys come and
		start to ram your boat and yell at you you can call your allies
		for help and get a naval war started but try to get out of there
		before they begin boarding enemy ships and seting fires.
		
		Well thats all for now I cant write much because Im grounded from
		the computer for 3 weeks but I had some time tonight because my
		stepdad drank some wine and fell asleep at the kitchen table.
		
Till next time, my brothers and sisters.....
		
		
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