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August 29th, 2009

	Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009: I need that so bad

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:27 PM 08/29/2009: sry at dentist getting abscess drained when did you want to hook up?

	Tiger:Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009: Now:)

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009: your petrified fuckstick in my chrissy cooter is what I need

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: hang on gotta spit blood n pus out

	Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: Me to. I would wear you out

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:48 PM 08/29/2009: Alright, he's just using the vacuum thing now. So did you take the pill everyones talking about that adds inches?

	Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009: Yeah I would love that too cuz my fantasy is I want to walk around like a cowboy all day the next day

	Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: hope you figure out how to turn into a stationary bicycle

	Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: After I cum you should call NYT and become star reporter cuz you just broke unlikeliest story of 2009.

	Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:40 PM 08/29/2009: Are you retarded? Do you remember what my job is?

	Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009 I might have hooked up with a girl once or twice on the set of Oops I Swallowed and It Tastes Like 40 Years Old.

	Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:46 PM 08/29/2009: Like my mom?

	Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009: Does that excite you at all or no

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:50 PM 08/29/2009: My mom died two years ago.

	Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009: God girl. You better want to take care of me

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:54 PM 08/29/2009: Dang keep trying to sneak a toot, but I think the dentist can tell I have been rippin rude the whole time he's been sucking the blood out of my mouth.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:04 PM 08/29/2009: Oh thats hot. I want to drive over your legs with a truck and roll you out of a carpet down some stairs.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: I wanna do side kicks on your balls and dick until they turn black and fall off then I'm gonna tee them up and hit them in the water hazard (toilet).

	Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Fill a bag with my raunchy pussy farts and you breathe nothing but cunt air all night. Fuck like beasts and you got to take a breath out of the cunt bag.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:09 PM 08/29/2009: Burn down Ronald McDonald House and gas-brake-dip in the parking lot until there's nothing left but ashes and crying cancer kids.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:11 PM 08/29/2009: I'm gonna use KGB psycho torture to convince you the only way to save your family is to rob a bank for me.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:23 PM 08/29/2009: Have you ever seen In Bruges? I would like to be bitten in my bruges.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:31 PM 08/29/2009: Ownership society was largely discredited by the economic collapse of 2008. The reality of ownership is a sea of consumer debt.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009: Whatever else turns you on

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:42 PM 08/29/2009: Right now I am enjoying this video montage of babies tasting lemons. Ha ha, they take a bite and make the face and then take another bite!

	Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009: You tell me what you like

	Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: I think the dentist might have felt up my tits while he was operating on my gums. I try to be very careful about raper men.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: You are. Always will be. Don't trust people

	Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: But you still have not told me what turns you on

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:50 PM 08/29/2009: Pro golfers with micro peens. I wanna tear beggin strips off that mini fuck pole and clean out my sinuses with your pga spooge.

	Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

	Joslyn: Sent: 04:56 PM 08/29/2009: wanna get pozed by a buggy thuggy on the back nine u bring the hazard and I'll bring the holes and u can make me fail my mandated monthly

	Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:08 PM 08/29/2009: Drive a tractor over my implants. Treat my tits like fruit gushers. Chain me in a barn loft and forget me.

	Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:13 PM 08/29/2009: Force me inside a bean bag chair and make me furni up for a party. Want stranger butts on my bean bag body.

	Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:17 PM 08/29/2009: Fill a sack with doorknobs and beat me until I can't stand then make me gravity bong your boner brine.

	Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: We will see how bad you want me

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:19 PM 08/29/2009: Bad enough to log off WoW mid-raid.

	Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

	Joslyn: Sent: 05:28 PM 08/29/2009: I literally can't stop farting. I wish I knew what I ate that is doing this. I feel like I'm giving birth to fart babies.

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