Magazines from the Future!
Propitious Jerk has already started preparing for a future in which Photoshop won't exist.
At first, I thought one of these stories read "The sinking ship of cannibalism," and that phrase seemed funny to me. Turns out that's not really what it says, but regardless, I bet marauding cannibals are gonna love CaptainMeatpants.
OK, see, and I thought Horace's image said "Bleak Preset Computing." Man, what is it with me and reading words?
Oh, Sunday Punch. The wrongness of this is so large!