Unless you live in a zoo or a cave or maybe in a tomb, chances are at some point in your life you will have to move. Moving is an ancient art that dates back to the migratory patterns of our earliest ancestors, who were mostly rocks and beetles and things. Today we are a nation constantly in motion, packing, unpacking, and loading boxes on trucks and driving drunk to new and exciting lands. With that in mind, the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to get together and offer you some helpful moving tips. By viewing this website you swear and affirm you will abide by each and every one of their tips.
Below these very letters are two pristine, unmodified examples of what the goons were parodying.
Go on, place your blame on TheSniperZERO. ALL OF THIS IS HIS FAULT.
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