Page Three: Hide the Warez! Yanni is Coming!
Hooray! More nerd humor thanks to "RipVTide":
"quietmonkey" is an evil villain planning to poison the world's water supplies. No, wait, he made this:
"spacebadger" was also thinking the same thing, I guess.
"wtfd00d" has everything to hide:
"protagonist" is selling a product sure to dazzle audiences and illuminate multimedia projects!
"Samadhi" wants to shove handfuls of crabs into your ears: