Page Three: Hide the Warez! Yanni is Coming!
Hooray! More nerd humor thanks to "RipVTide":
"quietmonkey" is an evil villain planning to poison the world's water supplies. No, wait, he made this:
"spacebadger" was also thinking the same thing, I guess.
"wtfd00d" has everything to hide:
"protagonist" is selling a product sure to dazzle audiences and illuminate multimedia projects!
"Samadhi" wants to shove handfuls of crabs into your ears:
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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