ULTRA SAUSAGEFEST 2K7
Gurner offers up the finest Canadian sausage available.

monkey likes to paint ketchup and mustard on his sausage.

Gux makes me kind of want to watch a sausage version of Die Hard.

Newbie scored this exclusive production still from "Aliens vs. Seabiscuit."

I don't know whether we should love ireladd or hate him.

Well I'm thoroughly sickened! I hope you enjoyed this, but if not congrats on being normal. Thanks to dubqnp for coming up with this grand idea and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for taking it where it was never meant to go: anywhere.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
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AwfulVision
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