When LouietheCuban discovered that a Japanese company makes sleeping bags "with fucking legs," he couldn't wait to share this design innovation with his fellow Something Awful Forums Goons. The product's advertisement claims that it helps campers flee from bears, but the Goons envisioned Bagman having even greater adventures.
Give Apple Jax your imprisoned legs, yearning to move freely.
You're the one who's out of this world, Dr. Ogeguri.
Oberleutnant's image is strangely familiar, yet utterly wicked.
Nothing you have ever witnessed before has prepared you for pixelbaron.