Tech Toys From Hell
More Tools of Murder and/or Mayhem "Meat Confetti" has an appropriate name, so hey, bonus points for him!
"Chobicus" is a very sick man:
"Rowsdower's" parents really need to have a talk with him.
It's a little off, but this "toby" picture has a classy joke about an American icon's tragic death. Hooray.
It's a stretch, but I hate hobbits so I'm game. "RipVTide" brings us a swell SAM launcher: