More Things You Put In Your Hands! "mortelenema" is a wizard of math, and therefore must be killed for practicing magic.
"ogt" tries his hand at that whole "topical humor" thing.
"Knormal" always knows where he is:
"Flying-Squid" just punned his pants:
"danno" spends every second of his life wisely:
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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