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There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

• NHL GDT 5/24 - How many times will NBC play that goddamn Fall Out Boy song
• UEFA Champions League Final 2012/13 - Zee Germans Are Coming!!!
• 2013 French Open -- I have a good feeling about the #3 seed
• me what it's like to be a disadvantaged minority in a first-world country
• Animazement Badges
• Incident on a passenger plane in the UK - possible hijack?
• Washington State goons, pleas help me plot a route around the Skagit bridge
• US Army: Getting your jaw blown off is a good deal, move on with your life!