Steve: If she was such a dang Supra-genius maybe she would lay off the baklava a little bit.
Zack: The Padishate practices fat acceptance. Big is beautiful, Steve. Or in this case, big is "the handsomest."
Steve: Stuck in magic bottle, plz send hummus.
Zack: Rough night for the Genie husband. "No, sweetheart, the curly-toed shoes and Hammer pants don't make you look fat. Yes, the cape is very slimming."
Steve: "I wish I was skinny but I cannot grant my own wish. It is the genie's burden."
Zack: If astronaut Major Nelson found this sucker on that desert island I have a feeling inside six hours the CIA would be dosing her with LSD and trying to wish away communism.
Zack: Although it lends new credence to the network's decision to ban bellybuttons.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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