Winner Most Likely to Be a Serial Killer's Artwork
Steve: This one is from Kevin. I think we need to change our email address.
Zack: He put this together by hand. That's worth, uh, something.
Steve: Could we get a restraining order based on one piece of art?
Zack: It's less scary when you find out what actually went into the process, because it was created over the course of an hour on a public access TV show.
Zack: I'm not joking. Kevin is part of a TV show where people make collages on air.
Steve: That sounds actually super bad ass. As a fellow (retired) public access TV host of my drumming and philosophy TV show Man and His Cymbals I salute Kevin.
Steve: Just not enough to give him a prize.
Zack: If you want to watch an hour of a man making a contest entry, you can search Youtube for "Call of Cobain."
Zack: I would call Kevin a big time nerd, but then again we write a column about role playing games so that's sort of throwing a rock out of our mother's glass basement.
Steve: He's cool. Like us.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.